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Hello viewers welcome to column number 10 of FOX. Todays resturant I will review will be Carnagie Deli. First Appetizers. for appetizers I would get potato kinishies with sour cream. I give the kinishes a 4/5 which is a great. Next Main Course. For the main course I would get a pastrami and chesse sandwich with thousand island dressing. I give the sandwich a 4 1-2/5 which is a half great and half delicous. Next Dessert. For dessert I would get a choclate chip chessecake. I give the chessecake a 5/5 which is a delicous. Other News And Notes. This resturant is in New York City, the pictures in the resturant show that many celebrities have eaten in that resturant, there usally is a long wait to get in the resturant sometimes so long that we eat at another resturant, they serve pickles before we order our meal, and that is it for news and notes. For those that did not tune in last week and did not read our recent edition of our big brother blog CNN here is this announcment. SOTS is canclled. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on FOX.

Hello viewers welcome to column number 9 of FOX. Todays resturant I will review will be On The Border. First Appetizers. For appetizers I had Tortilla Chips. I give the Tortilla Chips a 3/5 which is a good. Next Main Course. For my main course I had Ranchilidas which are meat and chesse tacos in a mexican sauce. I give the Ranchilidas a 4/5 which is a great. Next Dessert. For dessert I had an Ice Cream Pie. I give the Ice Cream Pie a 4/5 which is a great. Other news and notes. The resturant played mexican music, there were two paralyzed people behind us, the Tortilla Chips were served before the meal, I considered them appetizers, And that is all I can remember. Folks after a short run SOTS has been canclled. Its just too much for FOX. That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on FOX.

Hello viewers welcome to column number 8 of FOX (special editions do not count). Todays resturant I will review will be Texas Roadhouse. First Appetizers. For appetizers I had a house salad with cheese, egg, carrots, croutons, and thousand island dressing. I give the salad a 3/5 which is a good. Next main course. For the main course I had a half rack of barbequed ribs and french fries on the side. I give the ribs a 4/5 which is a great and the fries a 2/5 which is a ok. Next dessert. For dessert I had a Big Ol Brownie and no this is not me blending in with the culture that is what its called. I give the Big Ol Brownie a 4/5 which is a great. Other news and notes. The atmosphere had pictures related to western culture such as cowboys or something similar to that, the servers  normally danced to the hit western song Cotton Eye Joe but when I was reviewing it they danced to a diffrent song, before meals they serve bread with cinammon butter and peanuts, The resturant is also a bar (with smoking allowed) When it is somebodys birthday they ask the guests to give quote ” The Loudest Rowdyiest Yee Haw,” and that is it for news and notes. It is now time for FOXs newest feature SOTS (Stories Of The Stomach). One time when I was eating with my family two young girls accidently spilled a fruit punch type drink on me. They said they were sorry but my socks were covered in punch and my clothes were covered in punch. Not a good moment. (That story took place at California Pizza Kitchen in California). That is all the time we have for today join me again next time on FOX.

Hello viewers welcome to a special edition of FOX. Normally I would review a resturant of my personal choice but this time it will be a little diffrent. This time I will be telling some SOTS (Stories Of The Stomach). First Burning Crackers. I was at dinner with my father when he wanted me to dip some special oyster shaped crackers into this dip. I did not know what it was and I tried it and I felt like my sinuses were burning. And it seemed that it took years for a drink to come. Then it finally came and I drank the water and now that I have the water I can continue to eat the dip since I thought it was good. (That story took place when Casey was reviewing Kopper Kettel). Next Large wings. Me and my father were joking since our female server was very pretty that I might want to drink milk from her insert inappropriate part here _____. So the waitress came and I thought my father was going to spill the beans and I was like nooooo. He then said quote “How do you make your wings so good”. ( That story took place at a Hooters). Next Dancing Joes. We were all out to dinner in the Trenton area when there was an annoucment that something was going to happen in several minutes. We did not know what was going to happen when all of a sudden there were lights you would normally see at a disco club and all of the servers were singing the carwash song and I am guessing thats what was going to happen. That is all the time we have for today we will return to our normal topic next sunday which is resturant reviews and I am proud to announce that what you saw earlier will be written weekly once after I am done reviewing. Until then see you next time.

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